Not So Yummy Yummy
Here is an excerpt from last night's dinner conversation:
  Me:  So, Alex, what did you do at school today?
Alex:  We made fruit salad!
  Me:  That sounds like fun.
Alex:  (excited)  Then I started singing the fruit salad song (begins singing Fruit Salad by the Wiggles.)
Alex:  Oooh! (giggling) Then one kid started singing "Poop salad.. yummy yummy!"
  Me:  Really?  Which kid did that?
Alex:  (pauses)  It was me.
  Me:  Of course it was.
I no longer wonder why his teacher gives me funny looks when I drop him off for school.